You Look like Fire Marshall Bill

Now that my carpets are cleaned by Sunny Hills, I really feel secure. If the kids spill grape juice on the carpet, it’s no problem. I just call the Funny Farm on Kelly Street & the Sunny Hills comes out cleans up the mess. They charge an arm & leg, but what the hay? I go into colleges & tell students I’m security & they leave. It helps me rape the women in the parking lot. Obviously they can’t do anything about, so I let my kids run around naked. It helps me clean the carpet after I make a mess & besides, we got Sunny Hills Carpet Cleaners to keep us safe. Stolen tools? No problem- call Sunny Hills. They’ll point out the innocent criminal everytime. It doesn’t matter if they did or didn’t. If Sunny Hills says they’re guilty, they must be. That Sunny Hills on Kelly Lane.