Poparazzi on my Trail (Video Break)

Casual Sex is not an option

I’m so old I grew up listening to this shit

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This Edition (c) November 2016

Rumored to have been dead after publishing Blood of the Dead Poet, James Scurlock, Chops Mallory’s twin brother, has resurfaced to work in tandem w/ the band Naked! while Chops continues to serve out his prison sentence. ‘I’m glad there’s someone w/ more ability than I to work on the music,’ Chops said. Currently serving two life sentences for murders he did not commit, Chops says, ‘I can provide lyrics but, laying down the vocals in here becomes a bit difficult.’ Naked! plans to start work on their first album THIS BAND IS FUCKING NAKED!/IN GENDER FOR ALL before the end of the year.I’m never getting out,’ Chops says. ‘James got out. James is never coming back.’ The band hopes to record a 2 track single release in the near future.

Romanian Consulate has confirmed that the body of Miłość Trompf, aka NOCTORAL, has been recovered after committing suicide on the trail of ______________ while traveling on vacation. Official endorsed statement reads- ‘We’re shocked. It is a shock and tragedy to us all. It is with regret that we pass NOCTORAL from our records. He will no longer contribute records to our music industry.’ MGMT Well, thank you, management. Only twenty five, NOCTORAL leaves behind 3 releases in the face of BICFUM.

BEEKILLER is the only current member of BLOODY HAMMER, a Romanian thrash metal band that sings about snotty noses and gray sky. Society is a cancer. It’s an inbred sore upon itself that never takes time to see that it is only itself that it is looking at. I’m not writing no fucking love songs here,’ BEEKILLER said. He refused signature for contract with BICFUM on agreement to the production of an album before his stay in Bright Light began. Originally booked on unfounded charges of continued misuse of slander while being held by the CIA, it is not known if he will ever serve out his prison sentence. He is awaiting commutation for transfer to Tartu Prison in Estonia for ‘destruction of holy relics deemed orthodox to religious institution.’

In other news…

Lord Nekroth has begun work on his first release, Crna Gora. Always the precedent to his music, he remains unavailable for contact within the mountain ranges of Macedonia.

Always Keeping You Updated on the lineup@BICFUM Recordings,

This Edition (c) THE BICFUM NEWSLETTER #1 (November 2016)

A Letter to the Scientists of Nairobi

Considering the govt is all over everything anyway, I may as just shoot it out here as nothing I send gets out anyway: Thermal Engineering- is there anyway to harness thermal energies, specifically the warmth from a group of bats. If they can huddle that many in such a small area, they must produce some form of energy that is ?transistent.

Stop looking for Ebola in caves, it may have something to with the decomposition of Gorilla meat. If the Gorilla eats a Marburg bat, what change is there if any in the mutation of the virus/cells. If they have not found a strain of Ebola in a bat yet, chances they never will. It has to be man-made. (CDC has a patent) 1968 Bio-weapons.

Peace & prosperity for all.

This Band is Fucking Naked! (#2)

He brought you the band, we bring you lyrics- more lyrics from prison, he sends his hell

“kick that bitch in her fucking face”

Mojo Son (My God Now)

Now I know, because I’m the one
Now I know, because I’m the only
Sold my soul, to be the oneNow I am the holy
Somewhere down in Spain…
I don’t want to love
Life just pass away
I don’t have anyone

We don’t have to pay

I don’t want your love

Bundled up the sun

just to ride away

Your blood is coming

Murder all the way

Murder is bloodshed,

You bleed, you die

No forgiveness coming
Destroy you for your shit fuck process
It’s what you call your day

Yes, I want to sell my son

Yes, I want to kill my son

Yes, I’m gonna sell your son

Somewhere down in Spain

A Message to the Dali Lama

This world is in pain. It still mourns the loss of life during World War II. Even w/ the meditationists, there is little we can do. Great agony, pain and sorrow ensues. They will say it is my immediate future, such as getting screwed in prison. When it’s a setup, there is nothing else one can do.

Talk to the transcendentals- there is little to nothing we can do.

Jesus is the regret of the executions of Roman Empire.